

Grab Your Shovels, Boys Salvador Dalí gave himself one eye,Grab Your Shovels, Boys by ~futzy99
And van Gogh made himself blue.
René Magritte never showed his face,
So Ill paint my portrait askew.
Im perfect.
Im flawless, divine, unequaled, sublime,
Impeccable, indefectible, ideal and the prime.
Decidedly benevolent, and handsome no less,
Consummate, immaculate, splendid, the best.
And a damn fine poet, too.
But van Goghs hue was normal,
And Dalí had two eyes to commit.
So is my self-portrait
A giant load of nonsense?